Hey 'boo so theres this guy i like hes real passionate and always speaks his mind however theres a problem. Hes extremely racist to foxes and has some sort of fetish for raccoons? Its to the point where hes with some gold digger 'coon that blatantly steals from my future hubby and hes okay with it! Not to mention the smell of the dumpster diving bitch. Ive even gone under cover to show him videos of her dumpster diving and pick pocketing him and he just blabbers about propaganda. I know he likes me, if i simply disguise as a racoon hes so nice to me but he would never accept my true self :( Ive even consulted magic and my spells say our personalities are soul mates! How can I get with my hubby and get rid of that nasty bitch?
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