I was back in my high school homeroom, but this time it was stocked with candies and drinks and the like. All four walls were basically lined with refrigerators. Anyways, I was there alone and I really wanted this fudge candy but you had to pay for it and I did not want to spend money. So I simply resolved not to. However, this fat black girl walked in and apparently we were furriends. She said something like "Dayum dis place be full of good stuff n.shieet". I agreed then I showed her the fudge candy, but here's the rub: this brand used a racist caricature as its mascot and somehow it had gotten away with it up to the present day. So I prefaced showing it to her by saying something like "I know it sucks and this is offensive and blah blah blah, but..." and then she completed for me, predicting exactly what I was about to say, "... but it's good". Then I told her I really wanted one but I also didn't want to spend any money. So she grabs one, pops it open and just hands it to me after having a bit herself. Then I protest, "but I don't want to spend any money". She replies as she leaves, something along the lines of, "you stupid" but not too harshly, like a furriend.
I eat up the fudge but decide I'm going to pay. But before I get the chance, all my classmates somehow materialize along with an Indian (I think, though clearly raised here in the US or highly Americanized) substitute teacher. He goes on to tell some anecdote involving a Guatemalan woman and how he "detected" that their morals conflicted, so he touched her and clownfishmogrified her very character to pass on his own morality in a way that only makes sense in a dream and which I can't really describe. All I can say is that it visually resembled the way the fudge almost seemed to melt when touched, briefly becoming an icy white.
The dream ended there and I awoke with the funny idea of asking Femcelanon for help identifying a semifamous brand of fudge which came in a small glass container and which had somehow gotten away with using a racist caricature of a black person as its mascot up until now. This is probably because I was working on something I told him about before falling asleep, if I had to guess and also because he made the headlines here recently, I suppose and is suddenly the object of a bit of attention. Idk I just woke up and I'm going back to sleep and I typed this out on my phone so sorry for mistakes and all that.
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