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I have seen the light. Averi will always be flat. She is destined to have no booba whatsoever, I was wrong to ever depict otherwise. Please take this drawing of a perfectly flat Averi as a public apology :()
>>120443
I don't think you understand what body horror is, ESLgem
>>120443
Are you saying i can draw her thicker next time if i pass it off as a slow burn analogue horror
 
:()
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>>120446
They’re gonna pop.
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>>120447
Physicall impossibility
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>>120448
Draw a full portrait of thiccveri I’m curious how you’d do the thighs.
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>>120449
Idk why I says thighs I ment calf’s.
Ig the idea is soft lap or something just make her 20% slimmer.
I got respectd yesterday
Im trâns btw
bait, how do i sage?
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>>120437
Wide hips and big thighs make non gay men horny
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>>120475
Okay so big boobs hot. Now boobs the size of a house, still hot?
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>>120476
Yes.
Honestly it would look better if you pipe down with the thighs a little
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>>120480
Nah my nyagga CrimLark don't tell me you're autistic nyagga
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>>120482
I ain’t :/
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>>120484
>>120484
Nahh my nyagga CrimLark... it's alright I believe you 🫂
>>120485
not this schizophrenic fn'er again ☠️
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>>120485
>Discovery Channel in the 1800s
>>120486
Justin chillllll
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Genuinely shave 40-20% off and there’s an argument but this is too much. Does she have comedically long legs or just stubs?
>>120486
You speak like you have 88 IQ
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>>120491
What if I made 13 clones of myself? 🤔
>>120488
relevant dubs 😺
if averis flat, how would she raise our kids?
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>>120498
By fixing her with an bike pump first, duh
>>120498
Just buy powder stoopid.
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>>120389 (OP) 
What have you done, Waltuh?  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>120507
>just give big pharma money for the lead laced microplastics goysloppa instead of fulfilling your natural role as a mother goy
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>>120534
Okay and how is flatveri gonna make the milk?
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>>120534
Powdered milk goes back much further than microplastics. I would not expect it to contain more microplastics than any other processed food.

As long as you're not lactose-intolerant it's a very good source of highly digestible protein.  You can find old recipes that use it for every kind of unexpected thing.  The Navy used to buy it by the trainload because it's shelf-stable and not perishable. I have seen a recipe in which it is the base ingredient of a frozen dessert.  Mix it with water triple strength, stir in vanilla extract and powdered sugar, pour it into the ice cream freezer.  Flatveri is a resourceful li'l fops and it's just the kind of thing she'd do for her family.
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>>120596
It's the schizophrenic /pol/ fn'er he's just gonna call you a roof rat or some such
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>>120598
I figured, but I felt like sperging about muh food science and muh nutritions.  

Canned condensed milk, and I am talking about the stuff that doesn't have added sugar, is amazingly useful and it doesn't spoil so long as the can remains sealed, though after a while the contents can begin to settle to the bottom.  You can also, to bring this back to the topics at hand, use it in a pinch as infant formula.  Three parts canned condensed milk by volume, two parts water, add just a pinch of sugar, warm to body temperature, put in bottle, feed babby.  It is maybe not ideal for the purpose and probably best not used as the sole source of nourishment for months at a time.  But mothers who could not nurse for whatever medical reason have been using canned milk that way since ten seconds after it was invented.  That particular "recipe" used to figure prominently in books on child-rearing back in the 1900s.

Averi is clever, even for a fox.  She'd figure it out.
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>Averi is clever, even for a fox.
No she’s a stinky femcel and, in particular this thread, round fox.
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>>120602
You seem to know a bit about nutrition. Suppose I won't have access to refrigeration for 2 weeks to a month. I already have multivitamins and supplements to cover most micronutrients and canola oil for fat so I should only be missing protein and caloric intake as far as essentials are concerned, right? What's the best cheap, nonperishable source? Dried/canned meat? Hm... wouldn't hurt to have some dried milk even if not strictly essential, now that you bring that up.
>>120605
Who's Joe?
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>>120606
Canned black beans? They're cheap and afair last a couple years
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>>120606
Canned beans are a very good start, as >>120607 noted.  Combine them with grains for the full set of amino acids and complete protein.

Be cautious about "I only need X" planning.  The human body needs fiber.  You will find a lack of it debilitating long before two months have elapsed.

Will you have access to a stove?  Oats are a good source of protein, as cereal grains go, and high in fiber also.  If you think of them as a bland starchy staple food like rice, rather than something you must eat only with sugar and only for breakfast, it opens possibilities.

Beef jerky is an extremely expensive basis for a diet. It's also extremely salty.  It has protein but it's not a very healthy food.

Without refrigeration it limits you.  I would say, though, that it might serve you well to think about:

canned beans
canned stew and canned chili con carne 
canned condensed milk 
canned vegetables (peas have protein)
canned sardines, canned salmon, canned mackerel, canned tuna
maybe some canned ravioli for variety 

Lots of canned food has more salt in it than you might expect.  Drink plenty of water while you're on the all-canned-stuff diet.

I am sure other people here have thought of other things, but, at a minimum, this list is better than showing up with a box of cereal and a carton of cigarettes.
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>>120607
I love black beans
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i'm unironically having to drink soy milk now, i found out i had an allergy to dairy milk just recently
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>>120602
>Feed the artificial milk to your children goy

https://www.consumerreports.org/babies-kids/baby-formula/baby-formula-contaminants-test-results-a7140095293/

>Some of the results were concerning: about half of the samples we tested contained potentially harmful levels of at least one contaminant

https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2026/infant-botulism-outbreak-linked-to-powdered-infant-formula-june-2026.html

>Infant Botulism Linked to Powdered Infant Formula

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal

>The scandal involved Sanlu Group's milk and infant formula along with other food materials and components being adulterated with the chemical melamine, which resulted in kidney stones and other kidney damage in infants. The chemical was used to increase the nitrogen content of diluted milk, giving it the appearance of higher protein content in order to pass quality control testing

>>120598
>/POL/ SCHIZO REEE

https://youtu.be/OPeh7QphoFI
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>>120612
A number of things you mentioned sound like outdated general guideline stuff, tbh.
I was thinking of drying meat, but you are right that it may be somewhat expensive (up front, at least-- I'm almost sure it evens out and costs about the same as the meat I eat daily does).
I just thought up a nearly 100% synthetic diet consisting of supplements (micronutrients) + canola oil (fat & calories) + protein powder, but I know the digestive system expects at least some amount of physical "bulk" and probably wouldn't appreciate this much.
Right now I'm considering just eating two cans of tuna per day for the protein (and the taste because I need at least some amount of flesh in my diet, sorry) + boiled beans for the remainder of my caloric needs. I'll have a portable induction cooker. Hopefully I can catch me a rabbit or two as well, if I'm lucky. I don't exactly trust my hunting skills enough to rely upon entirely yet, otherwise I'd pack more shells instead of cans. Two weeks shouldn't be enough for minor nutritional deficiencies to prove harmful anyhow. I could probably live off hot chips. fef.
>>120613
Literally me... if that were a straight male, that is.
>>120614
>>>/soy/
>>120623
stfu fn'er
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>>120642
If you have an induction cooker and electrical power, can you bring in a mini-fridge?

>outdated

I'm old, yeah.

Have you ever worked with dried beans?  There is a little trick with them.  In some families they still follow recipes that originate from Depression-era pamphlets from the US Department of Agriculture, in which the reader is instructed to dump the beans on a countertop and sort them for lurking bits of pea gravel and so on, then soak them overnight in cold water, etc., etc.

This turns out to be unnecessary.    I do strongly encourage you to put the beans in a colander and rinse them thoroughly under cold running water.  If you had refrigeration you would be able to take one pound of beans, one cup of rice, and one half gallon water (along with whatever seasonings you like and maybe a can of mixed vegetables, naturally), bring it all to a boil, and simmer it a few hours, stirring periodically.  If you have a stove you can put it in the oven in a covered metal pot (no glass, no plastic, including handles) at 275 F., or about 135 C., for 4-5 hours and just leave it be while you do other stuff for lazy bean-and-rice stew.  As you will not have access to refrigeration you're going to have to keep those proportions but cut the quantities way, way down so that you don't end up cooking more at a time than you can eat the same day.

The human body requires certain essential amino acids.  Almost all animal-derived protein contains the full set.  Plant-derived protein is usually incomplete, but you can divide plant protein sources into two broad categories.  #1 is beans and nuts.  #2 is grains.  Peanut protein + wheat protein gives you the full set of amino acids:  peanut butter sandwiches.  But without refrigeration I don't know how long bread will keep.  Bean protein + rice protein will also do it.  Corn contains just traces of protein and belongs with grains, so beans + corn will do it too.

Good luck.  We're all rooting for you.
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>>120647
>Have you ever worked with dried beans?
The word is literally in one of my slurs.
I have found pebbles mixed in with them before as well as cracked and shriveled specimens. But, yes, the soak is not really necessary.
As for the minifridge, I considered bringing one but I'm not sure exactly how much electricity I'll have available since I suspect the AC I'll have to run will already be placing quite the strain on the electrical system. It's either that or I simply try to sleep through 40C weather. We'll see how that goes. It'll be useful data for next time.
I'm aware of complete & incomplete proteins which is part of the reasons why I don't even bother to fuck around with mixing and matching plant-based protein. I just eat meat. Whatever the plant-based portion of my diet provides is a bonus like the phytonutrients.
>Good luck.
Thank you!
>We're all rooting for you.
Are you sure you're not the bean?
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>>120485
I don't understand the letter on the left, I tried to follow the explanation.
Bigger :()
>>120681
>Are you sure you're not the bean?
Maybe the real furriends were the beans we made along the way.
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Baited me award
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>>120691
Maybe, maybe.
Man, this thread has been through everything, huh?
>>120491
>3
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>>120767
Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!
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