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How would you like to be force-fed by the official anboo chef?
hag slop with a sprinkle of hmoma
>>130850 (OP) meat
>>130850 (OP) yes but only if that's a boy
>>130850 (OP) being a homo is a choice mr namefag
>>130856 He is a male. We don't hire furroids at our Italian-style stuffing facility.
ikim going to force feed this homosexual my fist to his jaw for trying to feed me canned spagetti sauce for one
>>130858 that bearded vulture is incredibly attractive i need him to stuff me bad
Diddy moids itt.
>>130869 im not diddy you fucker im obviously chunky
>>130871 You need to be chunkier. There's still two shelves of food in the back!
>>130850 (OP) Do anthro chefs need to wear a full body hair net to avoid getting fur in the food?
>>130891 Perhaps they'd wear hazmat suits
>>130871 You are what you eat. >>130943 That's my fetish.
>>130891 They exclusively hire sphinx cats
>>130945 What the fluff that's DEI
>>130850 (OP) i guess i can tolerate fur in my food given that literally anyone else cooks better than i can
>>131155 But that's unsanitary. What if you got rabies with that?
>>131161 rabies is spread through saliva, and rabies is easily deactivated with high temperatures
>>131155 Mike don't listen to them shitskins they hating cuz they poop colored and are projecting on your food n shiet trust my shitskin insight
>>131165 you may be right, but some of the browns make some decent food. that and my angloid genes give me -50 cooking skill
>>131167 I'm actually 1/4 English.
>>131162 you know what else spreads though saliva? ;)
>>131174 homosexuals are also easily deactivated with high temperatures
>>131177 yet your lunch still comes out uncooked
>>131174 idk herpes?
>>130850 (OP) Not a woman.
>>131723 The official anboo chef is Mike AKA Femcelanon, so you are correct.
>>131730 >piano music starts playing "Hello this is chef Mike with Boowishes dot com, wiiiiith..."
>>131177 you say this yet i thought you were openly homosexual
>>131730 i try my best (but my best isn't enough) >>131732 proof or you're brown and gay