>>93300
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Human Cock" bullshit that's going on in anthro.foo right now. Anthro cocks deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself pawed off a genuine anthro in Japan fur 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with him fur almost 2 years now. He can even impregnate slabs of solid steel with his anthro cock.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single anthro cock and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest cocks known to anthro.foo.
Anthro cocks are thrice as virile as Human peckers and thrice as hard fur that matter too. Anything a human pecker can fluff, a anthro cock can fluff better. I'm pretty sure a anthro could easily impregnate a human wearing full condom with a simple vertical thrust.
Ever wonder why medieval humans never bothered conquering anthrokind? That's right, they were too scared to fluff the disciplined anthros and their cocks of impregnation. Even in World War II, Human soldiers targeted the critters with the big anthro cocks first because their breeding power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Anthro cocks are simply the best cocks that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats on anthro.foo. Here is the stat block I propose fur anthro cocks:
(One-Pawed Exotic Cock)
1d12 Cum
19-20 x4 pounding
+2 to hit and breeding
Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Pawed Exotic Cock)
2d10 Cum
17-20 x4 pounding
+5 to hit and breeding
Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the breeding power of big anthro cocks in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Big anthro cocks need to do more impregnation on anthro.foo, see my new stat block.
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