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What are some "weird/creepy shit" the anboos have done in their lives ?

I start !

There is this one time where we went to my Grandma's (located countries away from where we live), she used to live in an old decaying house (Dad's brother's family were the ones who helped her since they lived with her) so there were a lot of insects around the house mostly ants and flies,
And there were a lot of flies by the windows and i decided to climb onto one and decided that i was a the killer of a slasher movie and started cornering the flies to the corner of the window so they cant escape, grab them and twist their heads until their eyes popped like a balloon you could see the red liquid dripping out of their eyes (i can still remember seeing the flies move their legs and shaking as i twisted their heads),
I would then either remove the head or dismember the fly.
I was also acting the screams the flies would make when killing them.



One day when coming home from a wrestling competion (i was partcipating since i was part of a wrestling club) there was this kid who showed off his cool ninja lego he had, and i asked if i could see it for a little.
He said no, so i insisted in having the toy until he said yes but at one condition. That i sucked his nipples.
I was refusing at first but then they started insisting on it and my brother as a joke said he also did it. 
Since he said that i decided why not do it, 
So i sucked his nipple (tasted creamy and milky, maybe because of the sweat?).

They were disgusted and he never let me see his cool toy.



Probably why i might have barely any friends and lack social skills..
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No.10276 [Reply]
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No.10278 [Reply] 
i refuse to believe this is real
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No.10279 [Reply] 
>>10278
Believe, it is
No.10280 [Reply] 
>>10275 (OP) 
Dawg. Fuck that. Hell no. Wish I could unread this shit FMCL (fuck my chud life).
No.10282 [Reply] 
>>10275 (OP) 
I had diarrhea in the second grade and shit my pants thinking it was just a fart and I had to go through the entire day with shit in my pants. The smell was horrible. I even remember having to take the bus home still with the shit in my pants. I have no clue why no adult decided to save me from that terrible situation.
No.10283 [Reply] 
I had to pretend like I wasn't guilty of shitting my pants for that entire day. One kid figured it out and tried accusing me. I didn't want to lie, so I kept trying to deny it without directly lying. I think I kept casting doubt by asking him if he was sure and if he really knew.
My second grade teacher wasn't very good. I think it was her first or second year. She also cried one time in class, that I remember. Her inexperience is probably why she didn't do anything.
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No.10284 [Reply] 
>>10275 (OP) 
I remember being told that I used to eat sand when I was young. My parents thought something was wrong with me and took me to a checkup, but no, I just liked eating sand. I would sometimes chew on chalk in my later years. 
I no longer have these strange eating habits.
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No.10285 [Reply] 
>>10283
This must've sucked, but atleast barely anyone noticed (i hope)
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No.10286 [Reply] 
>>10284
I also used to do this but instead i was eating my own shirts my parents kept calling me a cow as a joke (i don't know why but i just like chewing fabric),
I also ate my school supplies (paper, crayon, glue, scotch, eraser, ruler...)

I'm just a hungry fella :3c
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No.10287 [Reply] 
>>10286
ourgh....
No.10288 [Reply]
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When i was at a very young i also had a weird pregnancy fetish where i would just put a pillow under my shirt and act like i'm a pregnant woman and go to sleep.
No.10290 [Reply] 
One time, I touched my wee wee... to furry porn
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No.10291 [Reply] 
>>10290
honestly the least concerning thing in this thread tbh
No.10292 [Reply]
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>>10290
I did manage to suck my own dick 3 years ago (only sucked the tip tho), Because i wanted to see what is so good about sucking dicks in porn, Decided to test it out and i'm gonna be honest i don't see the hype (there was no taste and its texture was like rubber.)
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No.10293 [Reply] 
>done
I don't know. I'm boring. 
I once got really bored and decide to grab my pellet gun and start shooting at random things in my street at night. It's always completely devoid of any movement during that time. I hit a lamp post, a trash can, a tree ans the neighbor's garage door. The latter made a very loud metallic noise so i immediately dived to the floor to avoid being seen. That was kinda weird i guess.
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No.10294 [Reply] 
>>10292
Well, yeah, unless you're gay the appeal is in having your dick stimulated, not in stimulating or tasting or smelling it yourself.
No.10296 [Reply] 
>>10293
>>10293
>seen
Many things. A bloody accident; a large, unidentified dark fish underwater just a couple of meters away from me, a sketchy dude with a chrome plated pistol at midnight, a ghostly figure through the peephole and an AI deepfake nude of Hillary Clinton...
No.10307 [Reply] 
>>10285
I don't remember being bullied over it or anything happening after that day. Nobody has mentioned it to me either, even years later. So I'm sure most people either weren't aware that I was the one who had dealt it or perhaps chose to not bring it up.
No.10308 [Reply] 
>>10286
Yeah I ate a sheet of paper once. I've never eaten a ruler or glue before though haha
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No.10309 [Reply] 
>>10290
Canon event (unfortunately) for most booleans
No.10313 [Reply] 
weirdest shit i did was probably masturbating in a forest clearing like 200 meters away from suburban houses
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No.10315 [Reply] 
>>10308
Glue has different taste depending on the brand UHU's sticks taste awful, And glues made by Scotch have a sweet taste to them.
No.10316 [Reply] 
>>10313
Did it feel good ?
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No.10319 [Reply] 
I posted in this thread.
No.10327 [Reply] 
>>10316
yeah
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No.10330 [Reply] 
>>10327
Nice
No.10331 [Reply]
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One time, i was with a friend after finishing our day in highschool and he was with his gf, and when going home they decided to go in a store chain (they told me they will take a while in there so i can go home but i decided to stay with them since i already know i would just go back to rotting in my bedroom for the weekend) So, while we were in the elevator his gf kept saying stupid shit so i decided to say as a joke (was not even funny but retarded)"I wish i had a grenade and blew this elevator with us in it" they looked concerned and started saying wtf is wrong with me and said am i a T.



Is something wrong with me ?
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No.10333 [Reply] 
>>10331
Yeah soemthing is wrong with you, and all of us probably. 
I understand how it feels to use humor type A on the wrong group... Not fun.
No.10334 [Reply] 
yeah something is 100% wrongi wht me
No.10336 [Reply] 
>>10331
You are a T? In this particular anecdote, I'd say the only thing "wrong" with you is the inability to judge who you can and can't say certain things around. Other than that, I'd place the blame on them for not perceiving the obvious joke. But then, some people are like that: all too willing to be "normal". I usually just don't befriend them.
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No.10341 [Reply] 
>>10336
I kind-off forgot to specify a little more here, but my friend only said something like "WTH " but his "gf" was the one to be saying most of the stuff (quoted gf because i'm not that sure if she is his gf, because she's a little too toxic {judging by the way she talked and acted} and they were a little too close ) and by "are you a T ?" i forgot to say that she was saying in a kindoff insulting and not questioning way.


But still thanks for your posituve message, you made a lil happy :3cc
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No.10342 [Reply] 
>>10341
are you a tranny
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No.10343 [Reply] 
This kind of shit is why the aliens don't contact us.
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No.10347 [Reply] 
>>10342
no
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No.10348 [Reply] 
>>10347
damn
No.10352 [Reply] 
Nothing interesting.
No.10365 [Reply] 
>>10343
They're afraid OP will rape them.
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No.10368 [Reply] 
>>10365
I probably would but it depends,
If they're hot sexy alien ladies i probably will (but i ask for consent first {by learning their language first so i can communate atleast})

And if they're monstruous looking we send them back to space or i look for a way around.
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