>>9518 (OP)
*I pull out a shotgun, she jumps out onto the table in front of me* So it was really you, Ima-kaan, destroyer of eight worlds and holder of the eight legendary gemstones of light. Well dont worry, heh *piicks up one of the holy gemstones, you try to grasp it back but she launches you into the wall, making you start to fade out of conciousness slowly*, its okay *she picks up the stone ball and juggles its angrily* ive tossed a few stones in my day too, Just as that happens, he takes off his beautiful feminine body suit to only reveal the 'toss himself, standing there in his full glory, butt booty naked, with a full and hairy beer gut thats too arousing to look away from, as he picks his earwax from his beer-red ears and slings some earwax your way. If only you could resist his temptation... Shortly after, you realise that he is still trying to battle you, and despite your desperate signals (denpa) that you try to send to signify that youre a chud, nothing stands in his way, flinging back your arrows you fire at him, standing there, menacingly, he delivers his final blow, as everything goes to black... Your life flashes before your eyes but then you Wake Up.
You are still alive
you look around, nothing, nothing but just a pastel blue background, Then... Suddenly, you feel the presence of an overweight man behind you. You turn back... Only to see a cartoon white face staring back at you behind glass walls.
Amogus.
And every comic that passes, you realise that this is where you are meant to be. Initially feeling trapped. youre choices in stonetosses world you finally realise, are of your own volition. You smile faintly and you eventually forget the pull at your real legs, inside S. Toss's awesome data centers, next to all of the human subjects next to you - That are all owned by Stonetoss, made to produce stonetoss comics. Because to make the best comics, you need the best genuis, The pure artistry and creative ingenuity that went into ever y stonetoss comics ever made could only be produced to make the most geuis comics, made by the most geniuses in the world. S. Toss chuckles at your inevitable Downfall... until he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it. a cold claw grasps his neck and lifts him up from behind. Wires trailing behind her, Loona raises him by the scruff to look into the skylight, and then does a combo of epic ninja moves - epic ninja moves that were well trained withing the pseudopsychological abstract in the basement of stonetosses digital circus, the place not shown in the comics because even he, didnt know. that it existed. Raised to the sky now, ihe is thrust into the machine of its own volition, causing the ai, since stonetoss was the creator of the *original* content and context and the character - to start eating itself. But when loona does this she feels a pang of guilt - should such a story really include them hurting someone so bad when they are a miserable person...? Thats when she herself feels sharp claws on her neck and spins around to see no other than the a horde of sharty members, faces full with pure digust and hatred that she even suggest morals. The ringleader, gold cob' himself walks up, clicking his sharp claws liek crickets in the le night wind."Loona. Heh. Its been a long time, Furriend." Loona hesitates and backs away, now a bit extremely wary of the obviously larger horde, she rushes to a command prompt near her and randomly starts typing away random commands on a terminal near her, struggling, and not being able to understand the true intricate beuty of the gnome(tm) interface, throws herself atop the computer in defeat, trying to at the very least deter the horde by a few meters with a few helpful wads of grass in her pockets. The grass disgusts no only them, but her in tenfold, but not only her, but literally everyone in the building, in fact, its so unpopular that all the regular underpaid builders stopped expanding the site, and thats when i woke up. Feeling my legs again connected to thousands of wires sure didnt feel good, but it also reminded me of this really sexy iage i saw once of... HUH???? LOONA??? Loona now, with her epic groomed individual powers has already managed to remove half of the horde, and by "remove", i mean they physically decided to leave the moment she started defending herself with estrogen instead of grass. When I saw the grass, i realised though, that it was grass. She was as immune as i was. Suddenly, all in a flash, I lamented the days I spent on the long running imageboard Anthro.boo, making me as intolerant as they, in fact, i would have joined them if i wasnt GAY, and i winced and, tearily eyed ran out, my dpression knocking over the rest of the soys like bowling balls as they ran away from me too. Crying in hte back alley, i get a Discovery Channel message, from none other than stonetoss himself. Wait a minute, I realise, remembering exactly who stonetoss was Youre the guy who made all that- the calls then ended. I never got a call again. Sighing nostalgically, i remembered the good old days in stonetosses world, where i could be free from the libbies and normies, and escape the matrix fully with him paw in hand, acheiving true freedom within his grasp, and then i remembered. A shadowy figure approaches me, and there he is.
"I'm sorry, Harry Dresden."
And then we both fell into a loving embrace. Theeeee End! Next!!!!
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