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Would you ever go to a furry convention? If not, what would make you change your mind?
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Low quality bait thread.
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>>117994
Where is the bait? Do you know what bait is?
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After watching a video about rainfurrest 2015 this is how i imagine all furry conventions
>>117976 (OP) 
no
money
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>thread #42067 on "if you would go to a furry con"
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I feel like the moment I decide to attend one it'll get shot up and I'll wind up a casualty. I'm terribly agoraphobic and I fear that tragedy will follow me whenever I go outside and all possible things will go wrong.
>>118026
Womp womp try going outside if you're tired of seeing something discussed here more than once
>>117976 (OP) 
absolutely not. everybaldi who attends these events is a giraffegot with AIDS + the suits look ridiculous and do not represent the anthropomorphic ideal. they would be closer to the ideal if they were physically in shape and wearing a wool sweater (preferably one the same color as their hair). normal clothes - any clothes really, make for a better fursuit than actual fursuits. 

the only things that would change my mind are:
1. if the suits looked believable.
2. if the entire exercise was a celebration of the ideal form where the attendees participate in events like sprinting, high jumping, and basketball while wearing their (realistic) suits
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only for getting a girlfriend or laying with a furry broad
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>>117976 (OP) 
I would only go there if it were mostly women, and I wouldn't be wearing a suit obviously.
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>>118036
>>118043
How flexible is your definition of woman? You may already be in luck
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>>117976 (OP) 
>Would you ever go to a furry convention?
No, not in the era of total surveillance. 
>what would make you change your mind?
Real anthros attending.
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>>118046
if it has a poosay it counts
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>>117976 (OP) 
I've wanted to go to a furry con since I first discovered what a furry was. It was all I dreamed about when I was a young lass. I think I'll wait until I get an actual fursuit, though. Being a turbo-sperg I'd be too scared to be at a con, and a fursuit would feel like a protective barrier.
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>>118050
Is the surveillance comment about being perceived as cringe or fear of the government spiking the toriel suiters pussy with hivfent to kill you?

If it's the cringe thing, you just have to own it nowadays, phones aren't going anywhere.
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>>118060
Not all poosay is created equal nowadays. 
>>118062
>lass
Case in point. Thank you, Furry Shitcoins.
>>118064
i think thats a different sabrina flag unless shitcoins forgot the name field
>>118035
incredibly keyed response
>>118035
a convention focused on breaking human limits 10000x better then a bunch of herpes autists roleplaying
>>118085
just watch the Olympics bruh
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>>118088
i already do
>>118060
Do they have to be born with one though?
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>>118085
t. Übermensch
>>118018
i think i should clarify. im saying i would go to a furcon if i could make money from it. im not saying the reason im not going is lack of funds although that would probably be a limiting factor if i wanted to try doing that now that i think about it
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>>118115
People who sell shit at furry conventions don't even make that much when you consider material cost and time put into their merchandise. If you only care about money just draw yiff
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>>118118
If you care about money just get a job
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>>118119
Of course. Just send out a million applications so you can get replaced by an Indian who will work for half your pay
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>>118123
>you can just type shit and hit post
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>>118123
not even that anymore, they just set up Claude to ignore all the resumes
>>118119
i do but id rather get one where the pay isnt ass and i get to sew cute animal plushies
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>>118124
Hiring rate is worse now than it was during and immediately after the 2008 recession btw. Youth unemployment is also worse now than during the great depression (if you follow actual rates and not the government's specific horrible definition that's designed to make them look good) as the average age of a hiree only increases. 
>>118126
Y'know many NSFW furry artists sell their characters as plushies. Sure you'd need to gain a following first but that's still money from selling cute plushies
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>>118128
You don't have a job or more than $20 in the bank account, shut up giraffe
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>>118128
where do i find these rates?
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>>118144
Shadowstats?
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>>117976 (OP) 
i'd go if i had friends and a partial but i have neither of those things so there's no point
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>>118129
*respects your boypussy*
>>118092
you can only have a poosay if you're born with one, no? otherwise it's just a hollowed out and pushed inwards nutsack
>>117976 (OP) 
maybe if furries had better taste. even kemosuits arent that great. i guess its hard to make good ones in general
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>>118150
holy fluffing shit
>>117976 (OP) 
>Would you ever go to a furry convention? 
No
>If not, what would make you change your mind?
Nothing, I'm not a furry
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>>118174
>Nothing, I'm not a furry
t. furry
>>118064
...NOT Furry Shitcoins. I just love Sabrina. This is the second time this has happened
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>>118064
That's not Furry Shitcoins. I've actually *been* to a furcon. Twice. Both times were disappointing. If you don't go with your clique, you're going to find yourself with nothing to do.
>>118085
except they'll be breaking subhuman limits, since every contestant will be impeded by wearing a suit. imagine all the fluffups. imagine if theyre all wearing digitigrade stilts and turn their ankles and theyre screaming in pain. it'll be like NASCAR but with people. it'll be awesome. still much closer to trying to achieve some ideal of anthropomorphism albeit
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>>118195
foid? ?
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>>118195
>>118196
Us Sabrina flags are clownfish lol
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>>118196
Yeh that's what I'm also worried about... I'd need to go with a group. Another issue is I sometimes see normies infiltrate cons to interview con-goers and post videos of it. It's been an issue with anime cons too. I'd hate to end up even in the background of those. Plus, I'm a huge giraffe for old-fashioned fursuits (like picrel) so... a con probably wouldn't be my taste. Unless I could time travel. 
>>118206
Yeah surprise
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THERE. ARE. NO. WAHMEN. ON. THE. BOO.
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>>118221
Wait a fluffing minute. I think I know who you are.
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>>118222
>THERE. ARE. NO. WAHMEN. ON. THE. INTERNET.
ftfy
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>>118222
You've just been proved wrong. Plus, a large portion of furries are female... I don't think I've ever met a male furry IRL.
>>118223
Probably
But yeah, I'd like to go to a furry con someday. It'd be nice to meet some like-minded people. Also I'd love to walk around dressed as an animal in a larp-y way.
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>>118063
It's a bit of everything. Zuckerbergs, Stasi, friends who randomly stumble upon a furry cringe compilation. There have been people who got cancelled for having posted a controversial tweet a decade prior. Cancel culture is retroactive.
In the end it doesn't really matter, sure, just more of a principle or a habit developed, much like using different browsers or even PCs to separate work and leisure. Just doesn't seem worth it. 

Realistically, a favorite artist opening a stand there and selling some cool-looking merch would be tantalizing enough to go, but alas. Looking at the vids from most cons (not even just the local ones), most of the stands are filled with prints and cheap pins with toxic-colored sparkledogs on them. Maybe going to a con in Japan or something would be a better idea: more exotic, zero expectations of getting to talk to anyone (on account of the language barrier and them being even more autistic on average) and they have a more developed culture for quality figurines and whatnot, so there'd definitely be something worth buying there that isn't a sticker with someone's Donutsteel.

>>118196
> If you don't go with your clique, you're going to find yourself with nothing to do.
Good point, for someone who isn't a social butterfly anyway. Walking down the aisles gawking at unfamiliar merch with no one to comment on it to? Watching groups of attendees crack jokes, not knowing whether they've just met or are an old existing group and you're not in it? Sounds like a great way of walking away underwhelmed.

OTOH, those who attend such gatherings often report that all the suiting stuff makes even the socially awkward people less inhibited, so if there is ever a place to meet fellow weirdos, it's probably there (even better if it's less formal or mercantilised — like a meetup at a park?). The problem is though, that it's the people in the suits who become less inhibited, not you-the-regular-human-in-a-hoodie.
No all that sounds too stressful, would rather go birdwatching or something instead.


>>118164
For real, our group has been to all sorts of silly places but inviting them to a furry con, even if being post-ironic about it, is out of the question. And anyone capable of finding a clique of anthro enthusiasts that *before* going can just go solo and wiggle into a random group there no problem anyhow.

>>118168
Stuff like this >>116976 looks alright imo. Not unpleasant to look at anyhow. Copypasted thick-snout smirking wolf designs that seem to try to one-up each other with how goofy the expression is and how vivid the colors are, are tiresome.
On that note, seen a web 1.0 style website where two decades ago someone shared the schematics of a head they'd crafted for themselves, complete with a battery-powered cooling fan concealed inside the muzzle. Grotesque and reminiscent of those FNAF critters but also impressive in how thoroughly thought-through it was. Someone poured their heart into it.
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>>118198
this sounds awesome
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>>118238
lol jk idk who you are, unless you're the one person I'm making a schizophrenic connection to
this would make you one of the few people on here who can actually self-insert with most characters posted
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Agarthan Trad meetup
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>>118196
>If you don't go with your clique, you're going to find yourself with nothing to do.
figures... that would probably be my case, if there were any cons, or even actual furries where i live. 
>>118240
i probably wouldn't be able to fit in anyway. too normie for most furries, too weird for the normies. fluff my liminal nyagger life.
>OTOH, those who attend such gatherings often report that all the suiting stuff makes even the socially awkward people less inhibited, so if there is ever a place to meet fellow weirdos, it's probably there (even better if it's less formal or mercantilised)
i don't know, i think wearing a fursuit would just make things more awkward for me. and i don't even really have a fursona anyway (and i really can't make one, self-inserting as a fictional character just seems really cringe to me) so i don't think it matters.

having some people to go to a con with sounds like a fun time in the sense that it's a bit of a break from the boredom of everyday life, but i'd probably cringe internally quite frequently. and as i said before, the main goal would be sleeping with a fursuiter lass but it seems like 90% of those are either taken or are lesbos.
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>>118281
A Victorian-themed furry convention would be something actually worth going to. There would be a central theme for people to actually talk about and congregate over besides "LOOK AT MY FURSUIT" or "LOLZ XD SEX" - the largest issue with furry conventions. 

Off the top of my head, you could have: penny farthing races,  unplugged concerts, antique gun reproduction stands, brandy and whisky bars, Romantic literature and art meetups, Oscar Wilde plays in fursuit. More than anything a furry convention has on offer.
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>>118303
>A Victorian-themed furry convention
I don[t know how to feel about this.
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>>118281
this is cool
>>118303
i think its doomed regardless furries in general are too giraffegy and soyish to do anything cool
>>118282
>i probably wouldn't be able to fit in anyway. too normie for most furries, too weird for the normies.
Yup, same.
>, i think wearing a fursuit would just make things more awkward for me
Exactly. I'd probably feel more confident wearing a complete clown costume, complete with wig, makeup, shoes and air horn. A fluffy doggo helmet that also probably muffles your voice when speaking? Anxiety attack inducing. And for what.

We're probably just too serious and self-conscious to enjoy it.

>>118307
>pic 5
Lmao.
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>>118323
[ Roundabout intensifies ]
>>117976 (OP) 
they need to stop looking like gay ass cereal box mascots
I won't go anyway
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>>118343
>I fundamentally hate you but you need to appeal to me and I won't be engaging with your stuff even if you did 
You are the worst type of person that ruins everything, please meow yourself
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I fundamentally hate you but you need to appeal to me and I won't be engaging with your stuff even if you did
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>>118421
Unironically this.
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>>117976 (OP) 
>Would you
No.
>What would change your mind?
Guaranteed presidential pardon for whatever I do in there.
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>>118517
you can sex as much as you want no need tk respect nyagga
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>>118519
>you can sex as much as you want
Should we tell him?
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>>118541
>remember to test your waifur for AIDS
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>>118274
Oh, maybe.
>>118343
Honestly cereal box mascots are based. I prefer the toony style over most modern suits. (I despise most kemono style masks.) Plus, cereal mascots were a lot of peoples 'furry awakening'. I think Tony the Tiger is overrated, though. Trix the rabbit is cooler.
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>>118553
>cereal mascots were a lot of peoples 'furry awakening'
>>118541
Condoms.
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>>118553
Ok. Nevermind. Unless it is you and you were just playing dumb earlier, in which case you got me, I guess.
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