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>be furry foid, 29 and declare yourself "celibate"
>Turn 30 and suddenly make a completely hard turn and get with the first guy you can think of 
>Get engaged barely a year into the relationship 
Getting a furry gf is the easiest thing in the world, just find a single 30 year old woman at a convention. Who wouldn't want a furry artist hf (hag furriend)?
Not sure if I want a 30 year old autistic furry as a partner
>>127503 (OP) 
I am not sure I believe that a woman has ever gone to a furry convention.  Lots of GIRLs go (Guy In Real Life), sure.  Someone with two X chromosomes, though, that's not so credible.
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We dragging Kevin in 2026?
>>127504
steak too juicy ahhh
>>127504
>Not sure if i want a ferrari
>>127503 (OP) 
Finding a woman at a gathering of furries who isn't extraordinarily mentally disabled in multiple ways is like finding a unicorn's needle in a haystack the size of the great wall of china.
Every "woman" is either going to be a autogynephilliac or some ugly groomed individualnyagger who gets off to the idea of people thinking he's a girl.
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>>127503 (OP) 
I'll eventually show my gf the 'boo, she a lil chubby but she's working on it
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>>127619
>she a lil chubby but she's working on it
there is two ways this could go
>etting a furry gf is the easiest thing in the world, just find a single 30 year old woman
Theres a russian joke for this:
In 20's girls dream of a knight on a white horse
In 30's they dream of a knight
In 40's they dream of a horse
IMHO getting a 30 yo girl is easy as shit
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>>127622
adding to this, a wise man from Brazil once said:
"Old pots make the best soups"
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>>127623
aw hell naw this nyagga cracking hags
>>127503 (OP) 
Aren't the conventions usually massive sausagefests? And I just enjoy nice anthro arts, I really don't want to go to these conventions.
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>>127504
>Not sure if I want a Beechcraft Starship.
>>127505
>>127616
>>127638
You'd really be surprised by the amount of foids in the furry fandom and conventions, they're especially at conventions because of the social nature of them, you just don't hear about them much because "ordinary woman goes to furry convention" is a lot less interesting than "furry pretending to be quadriplegic shits his diaper in his fursuit then proceeds to swim with soiled diapers"
I mean, the whole fandom is about cute animals, it shouldn't be surprising that it has a large female base. I've seen them complain about making furriends with male furries before he loses interest in her when he finds out she's a woman, cus he's gay gek
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>>127763
they're all roasties or however the internet chud lingo goes
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>>127767
Literally every single woman on earth is a roastie, even Amish women are just used goods. Either man up and accept your sloppy seconds or die alone incel.
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>>127769
nah, i've had it once and probably never again. not worth the hassle honestly.
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>>127771
What happened and why did it end if you don't mind me asking
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