>>9518 (OP)
*I pull out a shotgun, she jumps out onto the table in front of me* So it was really you, Ima-kaan, destroyer of eight worlds and holder of the eight legendary gemstones of light. Well dont worry, heh *piicks up one of the holy gemstones, you try to grasp it back but she launches you into the wall, making you start to fade out of conciousness slowly*, its okay *she picks up the stone ball and juggles its angrily* ive tossed a few stones in my day too, Just as that happens, he takes off his beautiful feminine body suit to only reveal the 'toss himself, standing there in his full glory, butt booty naked, with a full and hairy beer gut thats too arousing to look away from, as he picks his earwax from his beer-red ears and slings some earwax your way. If only you could resist his temptation... Shortly after, you realise that he is still trying to battle you, and despite your desperate signals (denpa) that you try to send to signify that youre a chud, nothing stands in his way, flinging back your arrows you fire at him, standing there, menacingly, he delivers his final blow, as everything goes to black... Your life flashes before your eyes but then you Wake Up.
You are still alive
you look around, nothing, nothing but just a pastel blue background, Then... Suddenly, you feel the presence of an overweight man behind you. You turn back... Only to see a cartoon white face staring back at you b
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